Tag Archive | zombie

Burying the Ex – Film Review

Burying the Ex Ashley Greene zombie face

And let’s not forget those Twilight movies.
If only we could.

So I wasn’t the biggest fan of Ashley Greene the last time I saw her (in The Apparition, if you hadn’t guessed).

And here she is sniffing around the horror genre, again. And she’s brought along Alexandra Daddario from the dreary Texas Chainsaw, and Anton Yelchin from the passable Odd Thomas.

By their kinda-horror powers combined, will this movie be any good?

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iZombie Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

iZombie Blaine's World Major zombie

His heart only pumps once every six seconds. It’s hard to get a rhythm flowing.

Oh, spoiler, Major is a zombie.

Temporarily.

Maybe.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review

I hate to say it, but the shine is wearing off this season of American Horror Story for me.

Too much talking, not enough crazy, fucked up, witchy shit.

Plenty of sex, though.

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World War Z – Film Review

World War Z Brad Pitt long hair

Yes. I am.

You know what I like about zombie movies (real ones. Not romcoms)?

Gore and practical effects. Hell, they’re the only reason I put up with The Walking Dead.

Guess what World War Z is missing?

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Warm Bodies – Film Review

Warm Bodies Nicholas Hoult Teresa Palmer kiss

I’m sure the end of the world hasn’t done much for her dental hygiene, either.

Because we just need more “Nicholas Hoult wearing a red hoodie” in our lives.

No, really. Is that a trope now?

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 8

Once Upon a Time Cora Barbara Hershey heart magic jar of

“I’m Barbara motherfuckin’ Hershey, cunt. Who the fuck are you?”

A week without Once Upon a Time is too long.

I almost feel embarrassed by how much I look forward to these episodes.

But feeling embarrassed would require me to have the ability to feel anything, so, you know.

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