Tag Archive | Zelena

Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 22 – TV Review

OUaT Leaving Storybrooke Regina Robin

Well, to be fair, Regina is the one that got me. Bitch.

It’s finally over. And for all my venom and bluster against this show over the years, there will be no gravedancing like there was with PLL.

Sure, even right to the very end this episode is full of plot contrivances and last minute twists that come out of nowhere. But amid all that, Once Upon a Time, much like it has for almost its entire run, found the one true thing within it all:

Regina.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 17 – TV Review

OUaT Chosen Sabine

It’s what Henry deserves. Because Sabine/Tiana should have been our lead and no I won’t stop saying it.

Don’t get your hopes up too much, people. The above image is deceptive.

It’s actually a Zelena episode.

But possibly the final Zelena episode?

Okay, I’m in. You got me.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 16 – TV Review

OUaT Breadcrumbs Sabine Rogers

I am the queen of recycling.

But why does an episode titled “Breadcrumbs” and ostensibly about the reveal of Hansel’s identity have unrelated, bland Henry flashbacks?

Or am I expecting a little too much out of OUaT to give reasons for why the flashbacks are bland?

Yeah. I’m seven season in at this point. I should know better. Sorry.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 14 – TV Review

OUaT The Girl in the Tower Regina Samdi date

I wouldn’t say no to being the meat in the middle of a Regina/Samdi sandwich.

The good thing about this episode is that it’s ambitionless and inoffensive.

The bad thing is you have to listen to a lot of Tilly/Alice’s accent.

Hey, it could be worse.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 12 – TV Review

OUaT A Taste of the Heights Tiana

It’s me. I’m saying that.

And it’s not the first time I’ve said it, either.

Step aside, Cinderella. Tiana’s the hero we need.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 11 – TV Review

OUaT Secret Garden Regina

We’re so close, baby.

If it wasn’t for the recent news that Season 7 would, at long last, be OUaT’s end, I would have dumped this show.

Just end, OUaT.

Dear God, just end.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 10 – TV Review

OUaT The Eighth Witch Alice Robin kiss

Lipsticks only. No exchanges.

Poor, poor Mulan.

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