This is the incest we are looking for.
Let the I Just Hate Everything season finales begin.
That kiss is gonna be hard to beat.
The only thing better than getting a blowjob from your teacher is watching yourself in a mirror while getting a blowjob from your teacher.
I knew it.
“Also, legally change your name to Norman and become 17 years old.”
For an episode titled “Meltdown,” things are surprisingly low key.
If we’re going by Norman’s behaviour, I think “Hissy Fit” would have been more appropriate.
“I made you, and I can break you just as easily.”
Well, Bates Motel’s second season’s seventh episode survived the curse laid down by its predecessor.
And in style.
I’m sensing a running theme.
Emma almost dies.
Cody’s dad does die.
It’s always life-or-death in White Pine Bay.
Mostly death, though. Right, Councillor Berman?
“We can pick up some condoms while we’re there.”
Norman Bates: the ultimate ladies man.
Doesn’t even need no tan.
“And let me get in the shower. God.”
He’s psycho, baby.
Sadly, not very strong in the upper body.
For once, a sincere hyperbole.
Gentlemen suitors gather on up.
Norma is ready for some lovin’.
Surprisingly, Norman isn’t on the list.
“He’s been there before. He knows his way around.”
Vera Farmiga sings.
Do you need more?
Not even as scary as a little girl. Sad.
Fuck, when was the last time I did a film review? Over a month ago? And it wasn’t even a real one?
Luckily, I have an excellent slasher movie to reacquaint me with the filmic arts.
That was a lie.
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