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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review

Bates Motel Norma Norman kiss The Immutable Truth

This is the incest we are looking for.

Let the I Just Hate Everything season finales begin.

That kiss is gonna be hard to beat.

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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

Bates Motel The Box Norman Miss Blair Watson sex

The only thing better than getting a blowjob from your teacher is watching yourself in a mirror while getting a blowjob from your teacher.

I knew it.

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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

Bates Motel Norma George kiss make out Meltdown

“Also, legally change your name to Norman and become 17 years old.”

For an episode titled “Meltdown,” things are surprisingly low key.

If we’re going by Norman’s behaviour, I think “Hissy Fit” would have been more appropriate.

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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

Bates Motel Norma Cody bathroom

“I made you, and I can break you just as easily.”

Well, Bates Motel’s second season’s seventh episode survived the curse laid down by its predecessor.

And in style.

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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

Bates Motel Emma almost drowns Norman shirtless Freddie Highmore

I’m sensing a running theme.

Emma almost dies.

Cody’s dad does die.

It’s always life-or-death in White Pine Bay.

Mostly death, though. Right, Councillor Berman?

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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

Bates Motel Cody and Norman have sex pale

“We can pick up some condoms while we’re there.”

Norman Bates: the ultimate ladies man.

Doesn’t even need no tan.

Or sanity.

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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

Bates Motel Norman attacks Caleb knife psycho

“And let me get in the shower. God.”

He’s psycho, baby.

Sadly, not very strong in the upper body.

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