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Star Trek Into Darkness – CBF Review

Star Trek Into Darkness Spock/Kirk love

I don’t think Spock suffers from the same indecision.

I thought you might want some more aliens tonight.

Hot ones, this time.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 6

American Horror Story Asylum little girl kill scissors

“OMG, mum! I can’t believe you don’t believe me! Maybe some scissors to the chest will help convince you.”

It’s flashback-palooza this week.

And, thankfully, flashforward. We finally get an update on the present day sitch at Briarcliff.

Also, homicidal little girl. Because that was one cliché American Horror Story was yet to cover. Obv.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 5

American Horror Story Asylum Sarah Paulson Lana Winters scream

It’s just. So. Boring.

Well thank god for American Horror Story. After fucking Revenge and Gossip Girl, I need something to turn my mood around and prep for TVD.

And although this week’s episode ain’t no PLL-level shit, stuff does get revealed.

Bloodyface is…unmasked! (ah ha!)

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 4

Zachary Quinto’s character actually does something this episode! Yay!

That “something” is try to repress Sarah Paulson’s character’s homosexuality through demeaning genitalia fondling!

…yay?

There’s dick and balls involved. Of course, yay!

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 3

American Horror Story whore sexy legs spread

Ryan Murphy is just recycling poses now, isn’t he?

Tonight, someone dies…

Nah, I’m just kidding.

It’s only a Mexican, so it doesn’t count.

What? Blame the writers.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 2

First episode was pretty awesome.

And now everything is slow and boring.

The American Horror Story writers have clearly been watching too much TVD.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 1

American Horror Story Asylum Adam Levin sex scene

“While we’re ticking off our ‘What not to do in a horror movie but we’ll do it anyway’ list, we should probably split up.”
And they do.

American Horror Story is kinda the perfect show for me.

It’s total genre trash, so it’s a breeze to watch and its packed with fanservice.

But it’s also full of cliches and genre trappings, so it’s incredibly easy to whinge about.

And it was created by Ryan Murphy, messiah to all things complain-able on TV.

I am home.

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