It’s flashback-palooza this week.
And, thankfully, flashforward. We finally get an update on the present day sitch at Briarcliff.
Also, homicidal little girl. Because that was one cliché American Horror Story was yet to cover. Obv.
Zachary Quinto’s character actually does something this episode! Yay!
That “something” is try to repress Sarah Paulson’s character’s homosexuality through demeaning genitalia fondling!
There’s dick and balls involved. Of course, yay!
American Horror Story is kinda the perfect show for me.
It’s total genre trash, so it’s a breeze to watch and its packed with fanservice.
But it’s also full of cliches and genre trappings, so it’s incredibly easy to whinge about.
I am home.