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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review

The Vampire Diarieas season 5 premiere Katherine drunk

This is Katherine, not Elena. In case you needed the clarification.

She’s a fucking rockstar.

Also, TVD’s back.

Thought you might wanna know.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

Pretty Little Liars Aria magic show summer finale

Not for play play.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
I wanted to to give her a break, but there’s a piece on each outfit this week that I just couldn’t ignore. And I deserve this. I can’t be generous 2 weeks in a row.
Our count is now 8 malign, 4 sublime.

It was always going to be difficult topping last season’s Summer finale. And predictably, this one doesn’t quite reach the utter WTFness of that one.

But hey, we’ve got another A revelation. And this one is a fuckton juicier than Toby.

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Cult Season 1 Episodes 8 and 9 – TV Review

Cult Skye Jeff bored

Feels bad, man.

Though I’d still be hesitant to say it’s worse than Beauty & the Beast.

And at least they’re finishing it off. A mercy Cult didn’t deserve.

Generous, CW.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 19

The Vampire Diaries Bonnie Matt Prom King Queen

Nope.

I’m not gonna lie. I have forgotten almost everything that’s been going on.

That’s what happens when a show takes 3 weeks off.

And it’s not like I have a whole archive of episode summaries to look back through.

Arduous.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 2

Bates Motel Norma Norman kiss

“On the lips. With tongue.”

So, this is I Just Hate Everything’s 300th post.

Kinda makes you think about your own mortality.

Which I guess is perfect for Bates Motel.

Serendipity, man.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 1

Bates Motel Vera Farmiga Norma Norman Bates

In the same way that Blake Lively is totally not untalented.

Another new show in less than a week? My ambition is boundless.

It’s a shame I can’t say the same about Bates Motel.

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