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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 18 – TV Review

Shine bright like a Cristal.

It really speaks to how much I cared about this that this episode also includes Fallon singing and I didn’t give her the headlining spot.

Cristal 2.0 never could have pulled off this level of salaciousness.

Still miss OG Cristal, though. She could have adulterated with ten priests a day and wouldn’t have even broken a sweat. And worn a great hat while doing it.

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