There are only three possible explanations for how Pretty Little Liars turned out:
1) I. Marlene King is clinically insane;
2) I. Marlene King is the greatest troll of the decade; or
3) I. Marlene King is just an incompetent, egomaniacal dickhead.
Don’t you wish it was anything but number 3? Sigh.
For fuck’s sake, only five more episodes to go.
Dear God, just let it end.
It’s not from Jason.
But could you imagine, though?
God, they’d have such hot babies.
After a couple of close calls on the It’s Not Shit front, I thought it was time to finally give in and add to the collection (meta burn. Because The Collection was one of the close calls. Eat it, Dunstan and Melton).
And who would have thought it’d be a Victoria Justice, Nickelodeon, Halloween cash-in piece of garbage like Fun Size.
It’s a good thing I like garbage.
I would have hoped that with only 1 more episode to go for the season, we wouldn’t be subjected to this boring trash.
Yeah, Malcolm gets kidnapped and the Liars raid a morgue, but it’s all so fucking droll.