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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 19 – TV Review

OUaT Flower Child Gothel tree nymph wig

Much like OUaT itself.

I mean, I suppose I should be impressed that even OUaT didn’t seem to care about Gothel’s tragic backstory episode.

Because I know I don’t.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 13 – TV Review

OUaT Knightfall Regina

“No momentum. No fun. But hey, more Fook, eh?.” -OUaT

Trust Once Upon a Time to go from the nadir of a Zelena episode, to the restoration of my faith last week, to now another dip into Turd City with this, a Fook episode.

Less than ten episodes to go, everyone, and we’ll be free.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

The Originals Voodoo Child Elijah handsome

With a face like that, I don’t care how many Red Doors he has in his soulscape.

It’s becoming a sincere disappointment that The Originals, which has been pretty good at keeping its characters’ shit together, even when the plot was at times a tensionless, weasel-filled disaster, is having Hayley act so irrationally.

Fine, then. Fuck off. Elijah will be dripping in new ‘tang so fast it’ll be like you never existed.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals Queen of Death Elijah sexy

You could say it’s a… hotness parade.

When I said last week that I wanted a status quo change, I didn’t mean kill Elijah.

Fuck.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review

The Originals Gather Up the Killers Klaus in chains

Until they go and spoil it all by doing something stupid like Caroline trying to move in on Camille’s turf.

With The Vampire Diaries, at long last, dead and buried, it’s time for The Originals to see if it can stand on its own.

Oh, honey. It’s been doing that just fine since last season.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 12 – TV Review

TVD What Are You? Stefan hungover

It’ll be okay as long as you don’t get breathalyzed. Or vomit.

I was going to use a different first image for this review. Because something actually of excitement and note occurs.

But the moment truly is worth keeping as a surprise.

Of my two dying wishes for this show, it fulfills one of them.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 8 – TV Review

TVD We Have History Together Alexandra Chando

For the second season in a row? Oh, Rayna.

At least Alexandra Chando’s young doctor doesn’t tease us with the possibility of becoming an actual character, like Rayna did.

And it was nice of TVD to throw her a bone after passing her up all those years ago, thereby sentencing her to ABC Family Hell.

Thanks, Season 8.

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