Did Eddie Redmayne and Julianne Moore make a pact with the devil? That in order to win their Oscars, they would both have to star in abominable, fantasy action epics?
At least Jupiter Ascending tried to be ambitious. Human-on-Space-Dog-Person love almost could have made it, you know?
What has Seventh Son got? Accent soup?
Who knew that Once Upon a Time could lay claim to doing something better. Yeesh.
Typical Stefan. Way to check out just as you’re needed.
Why don’t you go lie in a safe at the bottom of a river for another 3 months.
At least you’ll be dead this time, so you won’t have to bore us with your post-drowning whingeing.
Seriously, did I miss an episode or something?
Last week Liv and Luke were all like “Mwaha we are master trolls duping the Mystic Falls gang on the DL.”
And this week they’re like “We’re evil and we have no qualms dispaying that very publicly to you also we’re inexplicably in Mystic Falls and nobody seems to question it.”
Legit, did I miss an episode?
A entirely Elena-free episode.
This is what dreams are made of.
Myrtle is a twisted old bitch.
Fiona hasn’t got the monopoly on that anymore, I guess.