At least Felicity finally apologises for that time she broke up with Oliver because he didn’t confer with her about decisions to protect the life of his son who he didn’t know about until five seconds ago and don’t involve her in any way and she was so mad about it she overcame paralysis to literally walk away from him.
Isn’t that a fun memory?
You’d think that an episode featuring another CW superhero, the crippling of Damien Dahrk, and the fruition of Black Boss’ Lian Yu digging expedition wouldn’t end in a selfish tirade from Felicity “We Can’t Excuse Her By Saying ‘Well, it was in the comics'” Smoak.
But you’d be wrong.
I’m gonna apply the same rules to this post as I did to the PLL super-awesome-mega revelations episode:
Seriously, I post mad spoilers, bro. And this episode, the final of Gossip Girl ever, has some pretty huge-ass spoilers.
So for your own good, go fucking watch this episode before you continue reading. You will definitely regret it if you don’t.
Now, shall we?
So did anyone notice I haven’t posted anything for over a week?
Well, if you were wondering, I was on a cruise. Yes, I did eat everything. Yes, I regret everything. No, I didn’t use the fucking gym. It was about as big as my bedroom (I’m not rich, FYI) and every wall was a mirror. It was like they were actively discouraging you from using it.
Anyway, seeing as this is my reunion with you, I’d review the American Pie: Reunion.