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Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review

Bates Motel Goodnight, Mother Norma exasperated

It’s a good thing.

We live in a world where Pretty Little Liars can spend ten episodes hyping and building to a dumb, impotent season finale reveal, and Bates Motel can break out its most consistently intense and status-quo-altering episode in only its second outing of the season.

And thank God for that.

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Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review

Bates Motel A Danger to Himself and Others Norman mirror

RuPaul’s Drag Race is back on this week, too, you know.

The wait between seasons is agony, but we’re finally back with our old friends in White Pine Bay.

And Norman doesn’t wait around: he kills someone in this very episode.

It’s good to be back, bitches.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review

iZombie The Whopper Major

Bitch stole Enzo’s look.

Yes, I know this review is a week late.

But nobody said being a lazy bitch was supposed to be easy.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Scream Ghosts Will head split

Just kidding. It was rubbish. But I couldn’t resist the pun.

It’s nice that Scream could sense my unease over whether or not to truly like it, and gave me a nudge in the right direction.

Which, for me, obv, is to hate it.

Thanks, MTV.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Scream In The Trenches Emma covered in blood

A tired Mean Girls reference is still wittier than anyone in this show.

Well, praise the Weinsteins, the character death drought is over.

You have to wait until literally the closing seconds of the episode, but it’s there.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Scream Betrayed Emma is the killer

We’re on the same wavelength.

Just kidding. This is part of a dream sequence.

Because everyone loved those so much in Scream 3, right?

Oh.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Scream Exposed Brooke scissors

Not on this show, baby.

During a paranoia sequence this episode, Scream neglects to include any female characters in Emma’s suspect pool.

And with Brooke growing more sympathetic by the episode, I think we’re going to have to pin our hopes on Piper if we’re going to have a female villain.

Either that, or Daisy could turn out to be a really shit mum.

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