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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 18 – TV Review

Shine bright like a Cristal.

It really speaks to how much I cared about this that this episode also includes Fallon singing and I didn’t give her the headlining spot.

Cristal 2.0 never could have pulled off this level of salaciousness.

Still miss OG Cristal, though. She could have adulterated with ten priests a day and wouldn’t have even broken a sweat. And worn a great hat while doing it.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 17 – TV Review

That’s right. I’m willing to overlook the aggressive layering.

I must say, they had me in the first half when the episode was apparently going to overly centre on a fashion podcast.

But goddamn if Dynasty didn’t get me with yet another caper episode. That makes two in a row! And the reveal was even juicier this time, because it was all a complete surprise to me.

You rascally Carringtons.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 16 – TV Review

Now, imagine it in green.
Oh, baby.

I think it’s the hair, you know? It’s just so smooth and sawft.

Oh, the episode is also fabulous. In case you were interested.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review

Arrow Human Target Wild Dog ripped

Near-fatal torture be damned.

Apologies for the late post.

I’d make a crack about how Arrow is a shitpile and nobody cares and all that, but this episode is actually pretty fucking fantastic.

I’m just slack. That’s all.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 21 – TV Review

OUaT Mother Barbara Hershey Cora

“And I chew everything. Especially scenery.”

It’s a Mills family reunion up in Once Upon a Time, lately.

If only Regina had any family you’d actually want around.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 18 – TV Review

OUaT Heart of Gold Zelena kisses Robin

I wonder if she’ll rob Robin Hood’s hood? Cock hood, that is.

What could make the tedium of the Author being an excuse for Snow and David’s horrifying infanticide better?

Why, that would be bringing back a tired, seasons past villain with a ridiculously stupid retcon.

What is this? Revenge?

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