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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 4 – TV Review

TVD I Carry Your Heart With Me Halloween episode

Yes, please.

You know how we were starting to see that problem last week of the Heretics having their villainy eroded at breakneck speed?

Yeah, that isn’t stopping.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 18 – TV Review

TVD I Never Could Love Like That Enzo tied up

Thanks!

Screw Elena and her “I’m leaving forevar at the end of this season” drama.

It’s time for some Enzo flashbacks, dammit.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 5 – TV Review

TVD Trip Ivy dungeon

“Vampires can’t get pregnant, right?”

I feel like sometimes The Vampire Diaries is really looking out for the Elena haters.

Thanks, TVD.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 1 – TV Review

TVD Elena Damon season 6 premiere herb

Griefer Madness.

Yes, while some choose to accept their grief, Elena decides to chop hers up in a bowl, instead.

Because the only thing missing from the Elena Cavalcade of Melodramatic Issues was “drug addict.”

Season 6: ticking the boxes.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 21 – TV Review

TVD Stefan dying dead Promised Land

And having your heart ripped out is absolutely no excuse.

Typical Stefan. Way to check out just as you’re needed.

Why don’t you go lie in a safe at the bottom of a river for another 3 months.

At least you’ll be dead this time, so you won’t have to bore us with your post-drowning whingeing.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 19 – TV Review

TVD Damon kills Maggie Man On Fire

Finding her in 2 pieces is still finding her.

It’s the Enzo episode you’ve been waiting for.

What? You weren’t hanging out for an Enzo episode?

Yeah, tell me about it.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 16 – TV Review

TVD Stefan Travellers Sloane linking spell

Given Stefan’s penchant for self-flagellation, I’m not surprised that he’s into it.

For a bunch of witch characters on The Vampire Diaries, the Travellers are strangely not-dead.

I assume a heart-ripping fiesta is mere episodes away.

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