Screw Elena and her “I’m leaving forevar at the end of this season” drama.
It’s time for some Enzo flashbacks, dammit.
I feel like sometimes The Vampire Diaries is really looking out for the Elena haters.
Yes, while some choose to accept their grief, Elena decides to chop hers up in a bowl, instead.
Because the only thing missing from the Elena Cavalcade of Melodramatic Issues was “drug addict.”
Season 6: ticking the boxes.
Typical Stefan. Way to check out just as you’re needed.
Why don’t you go lie in a safe at the bottom of a river for another 3 months.
At least you’ll be dead this time, so you won’t have to bore us with your post-drowning whingeing.
It’s the Enzo episode you’ve been waiting for.
What? You weren’t hanging out for an Enzo episode?
Yeah, tell me about it.
For a bunch of witch characters on The Vampire Diaries, the Travellers are strangely not-dead.
I assume a heart-ripping fiesta is mere episodes away.
Thought that whole “Damon’s traumatic past major-life-changing situation thing we’ve never heard of before” might not be a completely ass-pulled pile of puke?
I wish I was able muster that kind of optimism.