Tag Archive | White Pine Bay

Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

Bate Motel The Body Norma Norman kiss

Thankfully, Bates Motel is now strong enough not to need the incest tension.

Well, Norman isn’t out of jail.

But Romero does get to shoot somebody in the head.

Read More…

Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review

Bates Motel Dreams Die First Rihanna Marion Crane Sam Loomis

I don’t always hate everything. My branding is fraudulent.

Bates Motel, just in the nick of time, blasts out of the water-treading trap it has fallen into so far this season by getting those Psycho gears turning.

Marihanna Crane, you better watch out.

Read More…

Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 4 – TV Review

Bates Motel Hiddne Norma raincoat

Norman’s imagination is tres chic.

We get a hallucinatory murder this episode. Does that count?

No.

Read More…

Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 3 – TV Review

Bates Motel Bad Blood Norma gun

All that training paid off.

As predicted, Caleb is not dead yet.

And Chick is now Igor to Norman’s Dracula?

Read More…

Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review

Bates Motel Dark Paradise Norma murder

No scenery is safe from the chew of Norma Bates.

Did you really think death would keep Norma down?

And now she doesn’t even have to pretend to be civil. Because homicidal alter-egos don’t have to keep up appearances.

She’s off the leash.

Read More…

Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review

Bates Motel Unfaithful Norman peep hole

But today is not that day.

Not yet.

That’s become, sadly, synonymous with Bates Motel’s fourth season.

“Not yet.”

Read More…

Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review

Bates Motel A Danger to Himself and Others Norman mirror

RuPaul’s Drag Race is back on this week, too, you know.

The wait between seasons is agony, but we’re finally back with our old friends in White Pine Bay.

And Norman doesn’t wait around: he kills someone in this very episode.

It’s good to be back, bitches.

Read More…

%d bloggers like this: