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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 15 – TV Review

TVD Katherine Bonnie hell

Nope. No gays in Mystic Falls. Vetoed.

Apparently my brain interpreted Elena being gone for good as Elena being dead.

Evidently, it only meant that Elena would be gone until Katherine was kicked out of the body.

Guess how we found out?

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 14 – TV Review

TVD Enzo Damon ship

When they say “friendship,” all I hear is “ship.”

It was easier to live without TVD for 3 weeks than it was to live without The Originals.

But I have sorely missed my weekly dose of Katherine.

And still no Elena in sight.

Glory be.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 10 – TV Review

TVD Katherine wrinkles

Just give up, K. You’ll never find anything other than perfection on that face.

On a side note, of the 10 episodes (including this one) so far this season, my lead image has featured Katherine 7 times, and Elena 3 times.

It’s a good time to be Nina Dobrev.

It’s always a good time to be Nina Dobrev.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 9 – TV Review

TVD Elena Damon Augustine The Cell prison

Way to nail it, TVD.

Thought that whole “Damon’s traumatic past major-life-changing situation thing we’ve never heard of before” might not be a completely ass-pulled pile of puke?

I wish I was able muster that kind of optimism.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

TVD Katherine clocktower suicide jump

Although, the new twist in this episode is enough to make you wanna jump.

As long as Katherine is around, I will be featuring her at the top of the posts.

But anyone who would object to that has something seriously wrong with them, and is probably an Elena fan.

And they are barely worth treating like human beings, anyway.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 20

Pretty Little Liars Hanna little boy blue costume

It doesn’t count if you’re not fucking wearing it. God!

It just doesn’t feel like PLL with Hanna wearing good outfits all the time. What is this?

In other news, they must have funneled their experimental Hanna fashion budget into their “ridiculous soap opera action scenes” department.

Following last week’s lift crash, this episode we’ve got both a car accident and the ol’ stuck-in-a-sauna bit.

Not bad, actually.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 19

Pretty Little Liars shirtless guy

What is this? The CW? Not that I’m complaining.

So after last episode‘s snooze-fest, what can we expect this time?

More EzBro drama? More Spencer moping? More Caleb daddy issues?

Yes.

But at least someone almost dies in an elevator crash.

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It’s Not Shit: Gone

Gone Amanda Seyfried gun

“Get that Red Riding Hood 2 script the FUCK away from me.”

I went into this with low expectations (Summit logo, baby!).

Like, “having watched Red Riding Hood” expectations.

Turns out I’m a douchebag who’s too quick to write off actresses who appear in movies directed by Catherine Hardwicke.

Except K-Stew. Unforgivable.

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