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The Originals Season 5 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Originals Wrong Turn on Bourbon Keelin Freya kiss

We’ve come a long way. #itgetsbetter

Sure, it gets better for the gays. But what about picked-on nerdy werewolf-now-hybrid high school geeks?

Buh bye, Henry.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

Just in case Esther’s evilness was too ambiguous for you, this episode she advocates for the mass murder of humans, performed by child werewolves to activate their curses. In order to grow her army, of course,

Does Esther still believe she’s the good guy?

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 22 – TV Review

The Originals Genevieve death season finale

I’m with ya, Gen.

Thankfully, The Originals’ season finale isn’t anything like Glee’s.

Because The Originals is actually a sensible, decent television show.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 21 – TV Review

The Originals Josh Davina daylight ring The Battle of New Orleans

“What? It’s the second last episode of the season? Good God, nobody is safe!”

Lock up your Deus Ex Machina witches and get out your wolf’s bane, it’s The Battle of New Orleans.

Or, more accurately, The Battle of Klaus’ Courtyard.

Still plenty of carnage, though.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 19 – TV Review

The Originals Death With Benefits Elijah explosion wolf camp

I think Elijah’s just mad because his suit got ruined.

If you like werewolves getting exploded and priests receiving electric shock therapy, then New Orleans is the place to be.

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The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones – Film Review

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones Lily Collins

He is the definition of “painfully thin.”

It’s been a bit of a ghost town around here lately, hey?

Not that I didn’t enjoy the break from the TV relentlessness.

And sadly, TMI:COB is no stellar supplement.

Not that anyone should really expect a Twilight knock-off to be any good.

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