Tag Archive | werewolf

Legacies Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

Legacies This is the Part Where You Run Hope

You can’t sit with us, Hope.

Goddamn, CW. Do I have to watch another pilot episode about fledgling witches?

And oof, what a bad choice to come out with your teen supernatural creatures show at the same time as Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.

The CW ain’t got that Netflix money, honey.

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The Originals Season 5 Episode 10 – TV Review

The Originals There in the Disappearing Light Hope Hollow nuke

Who do you think you are with those blue contact lenses? Coco Montrese?

In an unrelated note, I saw a Toyota ad today with Ginger Spice from TVD.

See? There is a life after TVD. And it isn’t to keep setting up Hope for that Legacies spin-off.

I’m just not keen, okay?

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 4 – TV Review

The Originals Keepers of the House Elijah Hayley

It’s “pussy whipped,” right?

Another day, another Original vampire temporarily dying because they’re linked to a spell-of-the-week crisis.

At least The Originals’ magic is consistent.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review

The Originals Gather Up the Killers Klaus in chains

Until they go and spoil it all by doing something stupid like Caroline trying to move in on Camille’s turf.

With The Vampire Diaries, at long last, dead and buried, it’s time for The Originals to see if it can stand on its own.

Oh, honey. It’s been doing that just fine since last season.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 17 – TV Review

Originals Behind the Black Horizon Finn Elijah Mystic Falls

Elijah wins. Obviously.

Tonight, someone dies.

#NoFinnNoOriginals doesn’t have the same ring to it, though.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 22 – TV Review

TVD I'm Thinking Of You All The While cast season 7

Huh, I already don’t miss Elena at all. Who could have predicted that?

And don’t worry, Damon is still around, too. He’s just out of frame.

Just like Elena is out of this show.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 14 – TV Review

The Originals I Love You, Goodbye Elijah hot

It’s no joke.

You’d think I’d be more distracted by the lavish werewolf royal wedding. Or the death of an Original. Or the revival of another. Or the revelation of Hope’s alive status to the world.

But no. The Elijah Hotness Parade is a much higher priority.

Not for Hayley, apparently, though.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 1 – TV Review

TVD Elena Damon season 6 premiere herb

Griefer Madness.

Yes, while some choose to accept their grief, Elena decides to chop hers up in a bowl, instead.

Because the only thing missing from the Elena Cavalcade of Melodramatic Issues was “drug addict.”

Season 6: ticking the boxes.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 17 – TV Review

The Originals Francesca Peta Sargeant

Not this fabulous bitch.

It’s probably a wise move for the Jabberwocky to abandon the sinking ship that is Once Upon a Time in Wonderland.

And we needed a replacement bitch now that Rebekah‘s fucked off for good.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

The Originals Oliver shirtless

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

I didn’t know The Originals needed an influx of shirtless hunks.

But I’m not complaining now that they’re here.

Except for Jackson. Fuck that guy.

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