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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 4 – TV Review

PLL Don't Look Now Papa D drinking

PLL is enough to drive you to drink. Not that I require an excuse to drink.

Yes, the complication-free PLL renaissance has come to an end.

A’s back, bitches.

And they don’t know anything. Because if they did, they’d know how much better the show was without them.

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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

Bates Motel Emma almost drowns Norman shirtless Freddie Highmore

I’m sensing a running theme.

Emma almost dies.

Cody’s dad does die.

It’s always life-or-death in White Pine Bay.

Mostly death, though. Right, Councillor Berman?

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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

Bates Motel Cody and Norman have sex pale

“We can pick up some condoms while we’re there.”

Norman Bates: the ultimate ladies man.

Doesn’t even need no tan.

Or sanity.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 9

Bates Motel Jake Vera Norma

90s slasher movie trivia will save you every time.

Being in the cab of a truck is fucking dangerous in this show, hey?

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Film Review: Savages

Savages Blake Lively Taylor Kitsch

Nobody can.

What’s worse than having Taylor “the world’s least memorable man” Kitsch and Blake “do I even need to say what’s wrong with her at this point?” Lively as your leads?

Having B-Livs fucking narrate.

Such monotone this world has never endured.

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