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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

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“But we’ll leave you looking fabulous, darling.”

To ABC’s credit, this actually does feel like a proper finale.

If they somehow managed to get renewed, I don’t know how they’re going to bullshit their way out of this ending.

It’s a good thing.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 5 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time OUaT Emma Hook kiss Neverland

And he’s a hooker. I wish.

Really, I’d support this over Emma/Baelfire.

I just never understood what Emma saw in BaeBae.

At least Hook would be able to do her makeup.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Under the Dome Junior kills Ollie

I want to believe.

He is though.

Ollie’s teeth were just too disgusting to keep looking at.

Thanks, Junior.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 9

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90s slasher movie trivia will save you every time.

Being in the cab of a truck is fucking dangerous in this show, hey?

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Film Review: Piranha 3DD

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Because subtlety is important when making a low budget, slasher/monster movie sequel.

Oh, but I didn’t watch it in 3D. Because 3D sucks.

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