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The Originals Season 1 Episode 20 – TV Review

The Originals Elijah Hayley kiss finally

Mission accomplished. You can all go home now.

Who knew it would take Keiran’s death to achieve so much good in The Originals?

Hayley and Elijah finally kiss.

Francesca becomes more prominent.

Even Genevieve makes the leap from lingering plot tumour to tolerable supporting character.

I thank you for your sacrifice, Keiran.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

AHS Coven Patti death

Who does she think she is? A 90s slasher movie victim?

It’d be hard to follow up a whole hairdresser shop’s worth of deaths, but American Horror Story puts in a modest effort by keeping them coming.

And with, what, 3 episodes to go, I can only hope for further escalation.

I want bodies on the floor.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Madison red dress

Yes, I subscribe to Pop Trigger. I hate myself, too.

Fiona will not go quietly into that good night.

She’s gonna claw and smoke and fuck and strut her way back into the light, bitches.

She will bury us all. Probably in heels.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review

I hate to say it, but the shine is wearing off this season of American Horror Story for me.

Too much talking, not enough crazy, fucked up, witchy shit.

Plenty of sex, though.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Kyle bag pieces boy parts

She’s taking him out of the bag, so is that kinda the same thing?

Well, if I thought raping someone to death was the most fucked up thing this show could throw at me, clearly I was an idiot.

I mean, I’m an idiot most of the time.

But damn, AHS. You’re sick, bro.

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The Last Exorcism Part II – Film Review

It’s shit.

Turn back now.

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