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Scream Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Scream The Dance Emma Keiran New Guy

“And your brother.”

So yeah, we’ve got a new suspect.

But that doesn’t mean we don’t get to waste a lot of time supposing that Hot Teacher is the killer, when it’s so bloody obvious that he isn’t.

When Piper is the one running down your leads, then you’re gonna have a bad time.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Scream Exposed Brooke scissors

Not on this show, baby.

During a paranoia sequence this episode, Scream neglects to include any female characters in Emma’s suspect pool.

And with Brooke growing more sympathetic by the episode, I think we’re going to have to pin our hopes on Piper if we’re going to have a female villain.

Either that, or Daisy could turn out to be a really shit mum.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 21

Glee Mercedes fat

I gotta keep it fresh.

And before you break out your Politically Correct sticks and take a swipe at me, know that Mercedes’ size is relevant to the episode.

Which means I can ridicule her for it all I want. Bwa ha.

Alright alright, only a little bit.

Or, in Mercedes’ case, not so little.

Okay, I’ll stop.

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TV Review: Gossip Girl Season 6 Episode 5

Gossip Girl Sage Cotillion Blair dress slut

I am happy to oblige.

Holy shit, I finally figured out how to put black bordering on the text in my images. Only took me fucking 6 months.

Oh, what? Gossip Girl? Oh yeah.

Sometimes I forget that this show exists.

You know how that is.

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