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The Conjuring – Film Review

The Conjuring Vera Farmiga Lorraine Warren collar blouse

Change. Nothing.

Vera Farmiga, thank god for you.

Oh, it’s pretty scary and cool, too.

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Hitchcock – CBF Review

Hitchcock film Helen Mirren Anthony Hopkins ending

It feels good, basically. You get it.

I actually kind of a little bit really loved Hitchcock.

The cast is ridiculously amazing, and the main characters are funny and relatable (not all biopics are born equal, are they?).

So instead of writing a mooning love letter, I’m gonna do a Compliance and just sum this shit up. Save you the saccharine.

Besides, I already puked out over 1000 words on The fucking Apparition today. I’ve earned this.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 9

Bates Motel Jake Vera Norma

90s slasher movie trivia will save you every time.

Being in the cab of a truck is fucking dangerous in this show, hey?

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 6

Bates Motel Shelby shot eye blood

Always, Mike Vogel.

Another episode, another horrible death (possibly 2).

Bates Motel isn’t giving me any fodder to bitch about.

Why can’t you be more like Glee?

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 5

Bates Motel Ethan Asian shot

It’s gotta be, right?

Yeah, this post is super late.

I was busy.

I have a life sometimes, you know.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 4

Bates Motel Deputy Shelby Mike Vogel

I can overlook a bit of sex trafficking and homicide.

So yeah, Deputy Hide-the-evidence is definitely evil.

Excellent.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 3

Bates Motel Norman hospital

Norman’s got some smooth moves, yo.

Ooh, here comes the psycho.

What’s wrong with Norman?

A lot.

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