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The Originals Season 5 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Originals Wrong Turn on Bourbon Keelin Freya kiss

We’ve come a long way. #itgetsbetter

Sure, it gets better for the gays. But what about picked-on nerdy werewolf-now-hybrid high school geeks?

Buh bye, Henry.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 22 – TV Review

The Originals The Bloody Crown Rebekah

“I’m late because I had to do my hair first.”

By the end of this episode, New Orleans is crawling with vampires.

And none of them are original.

Failure, they name is Mikaelson.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 22 – TV Review

The Originals Genevieve death season finale

I’m with ya, Gen.

Thankfully, The Originals’ season finale isn’t anything like Glee’s.

Because The Originals is actually a sensible, decent television show.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 21 – TV Review

The Originals Josh Davina daylight ring The Battle of New Orleans

“What? It’s the second last episode of the season? Good God, nobody is safe!”

Lock up your Deus Ex Machina witches and get out your wolf’s bane, it’s The Battle of New Orleans.

Or, more accurately, The Battle of Klaus’ Courtyard.

Still plenty of carnage, though.

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The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones – Film Review

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones Lily Collins

He is the definition of “painfully thin.”

It’s been a bit of a ghost town around here lately, hey?

Not that I didn’t enjoy the break from the TV relentlessness.

And sadly, TMI:COB is no stellar supplement.

Not that anyone should really expect a Twilight knock-off to be any good.

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Film Review: Breaking Wind

Breaking Wind Edward Jacob Kiss

It’s only a parody, but it’s the closest those fangirls are ever gonna get.

I know I know I know.

Guaranteed garbage, amirite? An easy target?

Not really, apparently.

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