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Legacies Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

Legacies This is the Part Where You Run Hope

You can’t sit with us, Hope.

Goddamn, CW. Do I have to watch another pilot episode about fledgling witches?

And oof, what a bad choice to come out with your teen supernatural creatures show at the same time as Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.

The CW ain’t got that Netflix money, honey.

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

The Originals Ghost of the Mississippi Camill transition

“And I know everything. Because my compulsion has worn off now that I’m in transition.”

It looks like one of my commenters was right: Camille isn’t done yet.

Although, I think the indignity of having Aurora sire you is probably a worse fate than death.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 10 – TV Review

TVD Katherine wrinkles

Just give up, K. You’ll never find anything other than perfection on that face.

On a side note, of the 10 episodes (including this one) so far this season, my lead image has featured Katherine 7 times, and Elena 3 times.

It’s a good time to be Nina Dobrev.

It’s always a good time to be Nina Dobrev.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 9 – TV Review

TVD Elena Damon Augustine The Cell prison

Way to nail it, TVD.

Thought that whole “Damon’s traumatic past major-life-changing situation thing we’ve never heard of before” might not be a completely ass-pulled pile of puke?

I wish I was able muster that kind of optimism.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals Camille Klaus almost kiss

Rude.

It’s a darn breakout of the dreaded almost-kiss this episode.

Can’t you sexy, broody, young things just get on with it?

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

The Originals Elijah sick bite

Someone’s been doing their lamaze exercises.

Unfortunately, unlike a baby, you can’t just tie a werewolf bite up in a bag and throw it in a river.

But you can use it as a vehicle to do some exposition about a previously unmentioned but apparently super important love interest.

An interracial love interest.

Scandalous.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

TVD Katherine clocktower suicide jump

Although, the new twist in this episode is enough to make you wanna jump.

As long as Katherine is around, I will be featuring her at the top of the posts.

But anyone who would object to that has something seriously wrong with them, and is probably an Elena fan.

And they are barely worth treating like human beings, anyway.

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