On a side note, of the 10 episodes (including this one) so far this season, my lead image has featured Katherine 7 times, and Elena 3 times.
It’s a good time to be Nina Dobrev.
It’s always a good time to be Nina Dobrev.
Thought that whole “Damon’s traumatic past major-life-changing situation thing we’ve never heard of before” might not be a completely ass-pulled pile of puke?
I wish I was able muster that kind of optimism.
Unfortunately, unlike a baby, you can’t just tie a werewolf bite up in a bag and throw it in a river.
But you can use it as a vehicle to do some exposition about a previously unmentioned but apparently super important love interest.
An interracial love interest.
As long as Katherine is around, I will be featuring her at the top of the posts.
But anyone who would object to that has something seriously wrong with them, and is probably an Elena fan.
And they are barely worth treating like human beings, anyway.
I’d like to thank The Originals for clearing up that issue I had with Marcel being Hayley’s kidnapper.
No, it was actually Tyler who kidnapped her.
Because that makes me so much happier.
With Qetsiyah and Katherine in charge this episode, it’s all bitches. All the time. Always.
Heaven is a place on Earth.