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iZombie Season 2 Episode 16 – TV Review

iZombie Pour Some Sugar Zombie

Just kidding. Liv doesn’t use fake tan.

I can’t believe it took so long for Liv to finally become a zombie stripper.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 15 – TV Review

iZombie He Blinded Me... With Science! Gilda stiletto shoe

Jennifer Jason Leigh would be proud.

iZombie was hankering for a bit of a status quo change. And while it’s certainly not on the Bates Motel-level of status quo changes, everything moves forward far enough to satisfy.

Could this be the end of the network-mandated filler?

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review

iZombie The Whopper Major

Bitch stole Enzo’s look.

Yes, I know this review is a week late.

But nobody said being a lazy bitch was supposed to be easy.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review

iZombie Method Head Ravi

With a heavy heart, that’s a “no,” baby.

I don’t know what changed, but after the last two episodes, iZombie seems to have lost some of its shine.

The news of extra episodes ordered hasn’t helped the feeling of treading water that this saggy season middle has been stinking of. And with the Max Rager/actual zombie stuff taking a back seat to the COWs, I’m simply not that interested right now.

Pick it up, guys. You’re Veronica Mars’ successor. You’re capable.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

iZombie Love & Basketball Liv Major kiss

#riskit

Apparently zombification is a concern, despite Major having been previously cured.

Come on, immune system. Do your job.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

iZombie Even Cowgirls Get The Black & Blues Peyton wine

Petyon’s comin’ back strong.

Peyton’s back. Blaine’s back. Major and Liv are back (together).

iZombie’s back, baby.

And it never even left.

Impressive.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

iZombie Zombie Bro Liv crime scene tape dress

These are the kind of fratboys the Kappas should be chasing. Not golf yuppies.

Seriously? Liv turned down a horny dudebro wearing only a pizza box?

If that box had the pizza left in it, then that’s my motherfucking dream date.

She needs to get over Major, already.

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