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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 17 – TV Review

OUaT Best Laid Plans Emma crying

Hey, at least they didn’t kill it.

But boo, can you imagine if they’d killed it? That would have been pretty cool.

I suppose we’ll have to settle for “banished to another realm.”

I should have known. It’s pretty standard for Once Upon a Time at this point.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 16 – TV Review

OUaT Poor Unfortunate Soul August Pinocchio nose penis

That wood texturing CGI looks more like a skin flute.

At least August isn’t just a confused child in the body of a ruggedly handsome man.

Because his penis nose would have been even more awkward.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 14 – TV Review

OUaT Unforgiven Tree of Wisdom

Do the kids these days still do Little Britain references?

You know Snow and Charming have been up to naughtiness when even the Tree of Wisdom ain’t got time fo’ dat.

Just kidding. It’s actually their unborn child it’s rejecting.

Emma made sure to get a head start on being unwanted.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 13 – TV Review

OUaT Darkness at the Edge of Town Chernobog

I don’t mind anything that wants to murder Emma.

I think two-and-a-bit months away from Once Upon a Time was exactly what I needed to start giving a shit about this show again.

I didn’t find myself rolling my eyes at all this episode.

Is it a coincidence that the Arendelle crew aren’t around anymore?

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

OUaT Heroes and Villains Robin Regina goodbye border

He doesn’t even give her a goodbye fuck. Rude.

Oh, well. If it means Marian’s going to fuck off, I’m in.

Bitch can’t handle her ice curses.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Regina Ursula evil queen

Get it?

It’s been a while since we had a new Disney princess on the scene. Were Mulan and Sleeping Beauty the last ones?

Well, it’s Ariel. If the episode title, “Ariel,” didn’t give it away for you.

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