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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

Under the Dome Barbie gallows hanging execution

Mike Vogel needs to move to the city or something.

Apparently suffering through Spring Breakers‘ pink haired brat wasn’t enough pink for me this week.

And Spring Breakers had lines, too.

Lines of cocaine. Is the joke.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review

Under the Dome Big Jim shoots Dodi

We can agree that nobody in this family should be allowed near guns, yeah?

How do you follow up Big Jim murdering some bitches last episode (and the episode before)?

Make him keep murdering. Duh.

He does, btw.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 11 – TV Review

Under the Dome Junior gun

You guys need to do a better job of hiding the keys to the gun cabinet.

Yep, Junior’s got a gun again. Didn’t take him long.

Oh, it has nothing to do with the plot at all.

But I’d die if I didn’t constantly spew my insignificant gripes on things that have no value.

I think I just described this site.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Under the Dome Max Natalie Zea

“Her hair doesn’t handle humidity well. I’m only human.” -Barbie

Yeah, I’ll give him the okay on that hair comment.

But come on, man. You’re gonna take Rachelle Lefevre over Natalie Zea?

Who cast this show?

I’m also giving Natalie Zea a character name upgrade to Max. I thought I’d be generous and save everyone the confusion as soon as possible.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Under the Dome Mike Vogel Natalie Zea

You had a good run.

There’s no shame in not being as hot as Natalie Zea.

Pretty much nobody is.

And she even gets to be a dirty, sexy, rich douchebag.

It’s really what Under the Dome has been missing.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Under the Dome Junior kills Ollie

I want to believe.

He is though.

Ollie’s teeth were just too disgusting to keep looking at.

Thanks, Junior.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Under the Dome Junior gun

Linda needs to sort her shit out.

It bothers me that Big Jim’s reaction to Junior fucking kidnapping and holding his girlfriend prisoner is to simply kick him out of the house and trust he won’t go near Angie again.

He’s crazy, dude.

At least Junior takes out his insanity on someone who deserves it this time.

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