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The Originals Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

The Originals A Tale of Two Wolves Caroline

Actually, that’s not fair. Trainwrecks are exciting.

You know what I didn’t want to be about The Originals’ final season? Apathetic.

But we don’t always get what we want.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review

The Originals Voodoo In My Blood Davina ancestral plane

We’re all as surprised as you are, Davina.

Yes, can you believe it, The Originals is getting another season.

And I’m not complaining, but, like, why?

Oh, well. At least this is another insult to TVD. And that makes me happy.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review

The Originals Gather Up the Killers Klaus in chains

Until they go and spoil it all by doing something stupid like Caroline trying to move in on Camille’s turf.

With The Vampire Diaries, at long last, dead and buried, it’s time for The Originals to see if it can stand on its own.

Oh, honey. It’s been doing that just fine since last season.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 16 – TV Review

TVD Series Finale Pros/Cons List:

Cons: was shit.

Pros: had Katherine.

Eh, I’ll take it.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 15 – TV Review

TVD We're Planning a June Wedding Caroline Stefan married kiss

I’m concerned.

No, really. I am concerned.

Katherine isn’t in this episode. Which means we only have next week’s finale left, and I’m gonna guess there’s a strong chance that Nina Dobrev will need to spend at least a little bit of that episode as Elena.

I want more Katherine than we’ve gotten, is what I’m saying. And a fuckton less of Matt’s fucking family.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 14 – TV Review

TVD It's Been a Hell of a Ride Kai karaoke

But by God, they should be grateful for the save.

Get that weave glue ready, bitches, and wonder no more.

Katherine’s back.

Next episode (I hope).

Oh, and something about Cade? Who cares?

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 13 – TV Review

TVD The Lies Are Going to Catch Up With You Kai selfie

Oh, I mean say “cheese.”

I don’t care if he is futile and largely sidelined. Kai is the breath of fresh, mischievous air that TVD has been in dire need of ever since his death.

Even the season with the lesbian vampires wasn’t any fun. What the fuck was up with that?

Thank god our king/queen is back.

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