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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 12 – TV Review

Under the Dome Hunter Barbie gun hostage

The only thing less original than that wordplay is this show.

And no, this won’t be the last time (or the first) we see Barbie getting touchy-feely with the super cute Hunter.

Under the Dome may not be exciting, compelling, or make a lick of sense. But at least they’re tossing us so homoerotic subtext.

God bless.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review

Pretty Little Liars Ashley wine

Hey, at least the context makes sense this time.

EDIT: Hanna Fashionistard Counter. As of this episode: 1 Yuck, 1 Fuck (yeah)

Let the new love interests begin!

Well, for Aria at least.

Because she’s just a big ol’ slut.

I don’t like Aria. If you hadn’t picked that up already.

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Film Review: Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines

Wrong Turn 5 eyes gouged out bandaged

It’s better this way.

From the rather excellent horror sequel I posted about yesterday, now we come to one that is the opposite.

This one doesn’t even have a “wrong turn” in it.

That’s the level of laziness here.

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