Did you really think Dynasty could get everyone into a courtroom and then resist trotting out the Alexis reveal?
And I’m so glad for their lack of willpower. Because it is camp, bitch.
Still kinda waiting for Nathalie Kelley to jump out of a box, though. That would be the gag of the entire series.
You know what would go great the episode immediately following Felicity’s astoundingly selfish dumping of Oliver?
A procession of humiliation wherein Oliver continues to prostrate himself to please her unworthy cunt arse, up to and including recitation of sincere wedding vows, while Felicity acts like the self-righteous brat she is.
Yeah, that’s exactly what Arrow fans have been aching for.