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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

Spoilers be damned, the world deserves to feel the same relief I did.

I mean, Adam doesn’t die either and it turns out the fall wasn’t that bad, anyway.

But it’s the principle of the matter!

The principle being Liam’s continued stranglehold on my libido.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

Don’t do it, CW! Dare to defy!

Did you really think Dynasty could get everyone into a courtroom and then resist trotting out the Alexis reveal?

And I’m so glad for their lack of willpower. Because it is camp, bitch.

Still kinda waiting for Nathalie Kelley to jump out of a box, though. That would be the gag of the entire series.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 16 – TV Review

Arrow Broken Hearts Oliver shot

Follow Damien’s example: shoot Felicity.

You know what would go great the episode immediately following Felicity’s astoundingly selfish dumping of Oliver?

A procession of humiliation wherein Oliver continues to prostrate himself to please her unworthy cunt arse, up to and including recitation of sincere wedding vows, while Felicity acts like the self-righteous brat she is.

Yeah, that’s exactly what Arrow fans have been aching for.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 24 – TV Review

PLL I'm A Good Girl I Am Alison guilty

There. I just saved you forty minutes.

Well, thank goodness the trial is over already.

That shit was not exciting at all.

Well, at least not after the revelation of Jason and Ashley’s sexcapade. A measly murder trial ain’t got nothin’ on that.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 23 – TV Review

PLL The Melody Lingers On Jason testimony trial

“Yep, her name’s Ashley. She’s right over there. She’s super hot. I’m super hot, too. What was the question, again?”

Well, we’ve graduated from Orange Is The New Black to Law & Order.

It’s a boring court episode, is what I’m saying.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

Arrow Felicity Count drugs Vertigo

Felicity ain’t stupid.

The Count is back.

But not for long.

I bet he didn’t count (ah ha) on that.

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episode 10

Revenge season 2 Emily smile

Alliteration is fun!

I was honestly considering discontinuing my riveting and highly insightful coverage of Revenge.

But goddammit, Emily. Way to pull out a semi-interesting episode just as I was about to give you the flick.

You cute-ass blonde bitch.

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