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Poltergeist (2015) – CBF Review

Poltergeist Sam Rockwell Rosemarie DeWitt

“We’re getting paid for this, right?”

There isn’t a whole lot to say about this new Poltergeist. It’s an inferior, CGI-laden remake of a horror classic.

At least Rooney Mara isn’t here to stink up this one.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 4 – TV Review

OUaT The Broken Kingdom Regina red dress

You tell ’em, Regina.

It’s only the very next episode after a David episode, and here we go again, except this time with Snow taking charge, too.

Well, actually, it’s a more of a Guinevere and Lancelot episode. With deus ex machina magic.

I can’t tell. Is that better or worse than a David and Snow episode?

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Glee Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

Glee Santana Mrs Claus

“To be a child actor on a show that doesn’t suck.”

I gotta give Glee points for trying to do something to spice up the pedestrian, obligatory Christmas episode.

But then I’m taking those points right back because they set it a year in the past, in an alternate universe, and Kurt hooks up with a hot dude.

It was a worth a shot, guys.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Alice Will grove vines tree

I don’t think I’ve got a second caption that could make this look more ridiculous.

So, Alice almost becomes a tree this episode.

A surprisingly nimble tree.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Apols for the late post, but it was the Big Brother Australia finale tonight, and that’s pretty much the most important thing in my life.

And Tahan didn’t even win, so if I seem extra bitter, you know why.

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