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Nobody Cares: BBAU 2014 Finale Week and Predictions Follow-up – Blog

Big Brother Australia 2014 Skye finale week

And not an over-caked moment too soon.

I don’t want any of the final six to win.

But least of all Skye: The Betrayer.

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They’ve Got The (tiny bit of) Power: Big Brother Australia 2014 Launch – Blog

Big Brother Australia 2014 Launch

Dunno yet.

Another year, another mostly tolerable Big Brother launch night.

Channel 9’s reality shows may not be soaring, interesting, or creative. But they are regular.

Which is more than we can say for The Mole. Poor The Mole.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 6 – TV Review

PLL Emily angry face

“This is definitely not a rage stroke.”

Yes, A’s back, bitches.

But we’re not sure if they know everything.

But it’s A, so, you know, they do.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 23 – TV Review

PLL Spencer Dean sleeping together

No, Dean. Jason is her husbando. Incest be damned.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
A wedding dress can’t save you from a boring cardigan.
Our count, with only 1 episode to go, is now 11 blaspheme, 12 serene.

Sadly, Spencer and Dean don’t have sex.

But at least Veronica quickly wakes up to the fact that they probably would have.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 22 – TV Review

PLL Jessica sneaks on Spencer A

Being a secretive weirdo is a Dilaurentis family tradition.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
Good grief, this makes it 3 in a row that don’t blow.
Our count is now 10 deplorable, 12 adorable.

So, we have a new A suspect.

She’s a mature age student.

Induce your groans now.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 21 – TV Review

PLL Aria crazy eyes

“Denial? Never heard of it.”

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
She must have slipped into a parallel universe where jumpsuits aren’t a keg of cat vomit.
Our count is now 10 gross, 11 gross profit.

Only kidding about Aria. She takes things very poorly.

Well, she is dumb enough to get into a serious relationship with her teacher. Would you expect the breakup (and revelation that he’s fucking psycho) to be any more sensible?

Aria’s a dick, is what I’m saying.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 16 – TV Review

PLL Jake

I wouldn’t be impressed, either, Jake.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
She must have typed “unflattering mess” into her closet database this episode.
Our count is now 9 shite, 7 orright.

The only thing more emasculating than dating Aria is getting dumped by Aria.

But chin up, Jake. If you turn into her sabotaging mortal enemy, maybe she’ll want you back.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 15 – TV Review

PLL cabin Liars

Continuity, girls. Come on.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
This episode she gets 1 shot, and she doesn’t blow it.
Our count is now 8 a fright, 7 delight.

I’d like to believe I’m not the only one who is still finding Ezra’s evil, lurky face to be incredibly, adorably ineffective.

But I know better than to presume someone else’s opinion on the Internet.

I care like that.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 11 – TV Review

Pretty Little Liars Cece A hoodie

Because “bitches” is too vanilla for Cece.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
This week I’ll give the poor thing a rest. Imma just let her live, you know?
Our count is now 7 poor, 4 score.

That’s right, Cece’s back in town. And a scene all but confirms she is Red Coat.

But this is a show where Aria exists, so you know in this universe, nothing is simple.

Not even something like owning a particularly coloured coat.

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