Seriously, who is voting for Jade?
Out of all the existent, multi-faceted human beings to grace Big Brother this year (okay, there weren’t that many), how has the glorified, blonde houseplant made it to the final 3?
At least Layla was lovably dumb.
Melissa’s forehead counts as at least 2 by itself, so make that a tale of 3 foreheads.
And a duck.
Yes, this is the state of reality television in Australia: a Top Model finalist’s name is “Duckie.”
Pray for us.
I’m living a trope. Good god, I’m basically Anita Sarkeesian.
Quick, someone cyber bully me so I can hustle $150,000 in pity money off delusional radfems and White Knights.
Also, what the fuck happened to America’s Next Top Model? I know I haven’t been keeping up for the past couple of years, but huh?
So you’ve seen what movies I chose for I Just Hate Everything’s 1st anniversary.
But let’s face it, I post way more about TV shows. Because they distract me from observing and fully appreciating the despairing emptiness of my existence.
So here’s a list.
Also, just a few things you should know:
I’m including any shows and episodes I watched and posted about in the last year. Even if they had aired previous to May 7 2012.
The title should have clued you in, but this list isn’t necessarily my 5 favourite shows. Just the ones I think are the most memorable or important to me (but yeah, some of them are my favourites).
They are in no particular order. Bias? Me? Never.
Can you believe it’s already been a whole year since I Just Hate Everything came to you in full, bile-covered splendour on May 7 2012?
So, I guess I better do some list thing.
Just a couple of things you should know:
I am including any movies I reviewed in the past year. Even if its release was earlier than May 7 2012.
As you would have noticed in the title, these aren’t necessarily the best movies of the past year, nor are they necessarily my favourite. I’ll tell you why I chose them, though.
They are in no particular order. Because bias is reprehensible, and I would never be so one-sided.
Oh, and I will be posting one of these lists for TV shows, too. So stop fucking panicking.