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Arrow Season 6 Episode 2 – TV Review

Arrow Tribute Diggle arms

Diggle’s one valuable contribution to this show: swoleness.

Where’s Katie?

I only came here for Katie.

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Arrow Season 6 Episode 1 – TV Review

Arrow Fallout Black Siren Katie Cassidy

Dynasty needs all the help it can get.

I’m only still here for Katie Cassidy.

And the occasional male shirtlessness.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 23 – TV Review

Arrow Lian Yu Adrian gun suicide

#Unsinkable

Felicity, Olicity, and Curtis aside, this is a pretty respectable season finale.

If only it had, like, stakes and stuff.

You know. Tension.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 22 – TV Review

Arrow Missing Adrian Oliver gun

Still a better love story than Olicity.

It’s time to break out returning characters to save a dismal back half of the season.

But damn, they know how to get me.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 13 – TV Review

Arrow Spectre of the Gun Adrian shot

Don’t damage the hotness, Arrow. Gosh.

What’s the solution to gun control, CW show about superheroes?

Well, at least they’re not debating Trump.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

Arrow Bratva nuclear explosion

“Yes.” -Arrow effects department

This review is going to be low effort, because this episode is low effort.

Something something something Bratva. Something something Season 4 creep. Something nuke.

Is that enough?

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 11 – TV Review

Arrow Second Chances

Try to show a little enthusiasm, Curtis.

This episode is titled “Second Chances.”

Which is fitting, because this second half of the season so far seems to be Arrow trying to have a second chance of flaying itself upon the altar of Felicity. And the altar of Shitting On Katie Cassidy.

I told you the Season 4 creep is real.

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Scream Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

Scream Psycho Audrey Ghostface call

I am petrified.

Again, apologies for the late post.

This is an indication of my level of excitement for this show.

Which is even more pathetic considering none of my other shows are actually on right now, and I still can’t be bothered posting a review in a timely manner.

And you know it’s not because I actually have a life. Because I don’t.

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Glee Season 6 Episodes 12 and 13 – TV Review

Glee 2009 series finale Don't Stop Believin'

…that Glee is dead and we’re finally free.

Yes, baby. We finally made it.

We made it to the end of Glee.

But Glee isn’t ready to leave without one last glory-reliving grab at the spotlight.

I’ll allow it.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 8 – TV Review

Glee A Wedding

Cyanide pills are an integral part of any Glee viewer’s preparedness kit.

Oh, Kurt and Blaine. Because Santana and Brittany’s wedding wasn’t sickly sweet enough?

Also, is there supposed to be a plot this season?

Glee seems to have forgotten.

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