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The Originals Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

The Originals Hayley Casket Girls

Is there vampire-specific terminology for a shotgun wedding where the baby is actually your brother’s? Damn, that’s redneck.

Sadly, shippers, Hayley is not wearing a wedding dress.

She is instead dressed up as a French mail order bride from ye olde New Orleans. The episode is titled “The Casket Girls,” and apparently it was a thing.

A history lesson we never asked for.

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The Bachelor Australia: At Least It Wasn’t Ali – Blog

The Bachelor Australia Ali eliminated

“And they’re totally definitely not already in there.

I’m insecure.”

I could have titled this post “At Least It Wasn’t Danielle,” but everyone hated her anyway.

You want controversy, don’t you?

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Why Is Jade Still Here?: BBAU Finale Countdown – Blog

Big Brother Australia 2013 Sonia dress finale countdown

She does know how to wear a dress, though.

Seriously, who is voting for Jade?

Out of all the existent, multi-faceted human beings to grace Big Brother this year (okay, there weren’t that many), how has the glorified, blonde houseplant made it to the final 3?

At least Layla was lovably dumb.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

The Originals Tim Holden PLL

“No! Don’t make me go back to Aria!”

The one thing The Originals was missing was a love interest for Davina.

Not.

Thankfully, they have the good sense to send him packing in the same episode.

Don’t scare me like that.

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The Bachelor Australia: I’m Bach, Bitches – Blog

The Bachelor Australia Danielle

One of life’s many mysteries.

Yes, I’m still watching it.

Yes, I am ashamed.

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Beards of a Leather(bar): BBAU Intruders Impressions – Blog

Big Brother Nathan Justynn

Having ugly, old, dude intruders is pretty different, I guess. At least they’re not Ava.

Birds of a feather? Get it.

And both of them (particularly Nathan) look like they’d be very at home in a leather bar.

Now I’ve sufficiently explained my unnecessarily hard-to-get joke, let’s begin (and you can catch up on my other Housemate run-downs here and here).

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The Bachelor Australia: Why? – Blog

The Bachelor Australia Tim

He just can’t see it because he keeps bashfully putting his hand over his eyes.

EDIT: Continue on my The Bachelor journey here, and my finale preview here.

At least it’s better than The Farmer Wants A Wife.

But really. Why?

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