Tag Archive | Tiana

Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 21 – TV Review

OUaT Homecoming Cruella

Does being a Wish Realm copy count as being back, though?

I thought that this was going to be a trademark OUaT double episode finale, so let me just start by saying how grateful I am that it wasn’t.

Nobody deserves to sit through two hours of OUaT.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 16 – TV Review

OUaT Breadcrumbs Sabine Rogers

I am the queen of recycling.

But why does an episode titled “Breadcrumbs” and ostensibly about the reveal of Hansel’s identity have unrelated, bland Henry flashbacks?

Or am I expecting a little too much out of OUaT to give reasons for why the flashbacks are bland?

Yeah. I’m seven season in at this point. I should know better. Sorry.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 12 – TV Review

OUaT A Taste of the Heights Tiana

It’s me. I’m saying that.

And it’s not the first time I’ve said it, either.

Step aside, Cinderella. Tiana’s the hero we need.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 5 – TV Review

OUaT Greenbacks Adelaide Kane

Come on, Season 7. Let’s get slightly more interesting.

Step aside, Victoria.

No, seriously. You’re an embarrassment.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 3 – TV Review

OUaT The Garden of Forking Paths Regina outfit

But I’m glad you did.

Queenie lives on through Regina’s inexplicable fashion choices.

I wouldn’t mind having actual Queenie back, though.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 2 – TV Review

OUaT A Pirate's Life Emma Henry

It’s crushing her!

Yes, Jennifer Morrison thought she was finally free of OUaT.

But then they lured her back and tried to drown her in a distractingly enormous wig.

She and Tina from Arrow need to start an awareness campaign.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 1 – TV Review

OUaT Hyperion Heights

Do you see now why Lost didn’t get a seventh season?

Just why, ABC?

Why are we here?

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