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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies – Film Review

The Hobbit The Battle of the Five Armies Azog vs Thorin ice battle

Except in real life, The Hobbit doesn’t win.

Praise be to the king under the mountain, this one clocks in at only just over two hours.

My whingey prayers have been answered.

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug – Film Review

The Hobbit Desolation of Smaug Thorin greedy

“Huh? Liberation for my people? Yeah, yeah, whatever.”

The Hobbit series. Otherwise knows as Lord of The Rings Lite.

But I’ve already done all my LOTR comparison bitching, so I’ll give that a bit of a break.

Appreciate my generosity.

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