Legacies – Discontinued
Oh, okay. If you insist.
Get out.
Right now.
It’s the end of Legacies.
Well, the end of me watching Legacies.
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The Originals Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review
Until they go and spoil it all by doing something stupid like Caroline trying to move in on Camille’s turf.
With The Vampire Diaries, at long last, dead and buried, it’s time for The Originals to see if it can stand on its own.
Oh, honey. It’s been doing that just fine since last season.
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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 16 – TV Review
TVD Series Finale Pros/Cons List:
Cons: was shit.
Pros: had Katherine.
Eh, I’ll take it.
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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 15 – TV Review
I’m concerned.
No, really. I am concerned.
Katherine isn’t in this episode. Which means we only have next week’s finale left, and I’m gonna guess there’s a strong chance that Nina Dobrev will need to spend at least a little bit of that episode as Elena.
I want more Katherine than we’ve gotten, is what I’m saying. And a fuckton less of Matt’s fucking family.
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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 14 – TV Review
But by God, they should be grateful for the save.
Get that weave glue ready, bitches, and wonder no more.
Katherine’s back.
Next episode (I hope).
Oh, and something about Cade? Who cares?
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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 13 – TV Review
Oh, I mean say “cheese.”
I don’t care if he is futile and largely sidelined. Kai is the breath of fresh, mischievous air that TVD has been in dire need of ever since his death.
Even the season with the lesbian vampires wasn’t any fun. What the fuck was up with that?
Thank god our king/queen is back.
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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 12 – TV Review
It’ll be okay as long as you don’t get breathalyzed. Or vomit.
I was going to use a different first image for this review. Because something actually of excitement and note occurs.
But the moment truly is worth keeping as a surprise.
Of my two dying wishes for this show, it fulfills one of them.
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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 11 – TV Review
You know the rest.
Stefan/Damon does something heinous because of mind control. There’s your synopsis.
It must be another episode of TVD Season 8.
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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review
Even by CW standards, this is ridiculous.
Riverdale answers the question: What would Gossip Girl look like if it were set in Mystic Falls?
It would look pretty fuckin’ good.
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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 10 – TV Review
That’s what happens when you smoke Sirens.
Somewhere amongst all this “magic does what we say it does,” telepathic mind journey, forced life-or-death situation bullshit this episode, I’m sure there’s an invested, personal story that’s driven by our main characters somewhere.
Sadly, that story is the twenty millionth retread of Stefan and Damon’s “I hate you/me for turning you/me into a vampire” whinge.
Only six episodes to go, everyone. Let’s slog it out.
