Riverdale Season 3 Episode 18 – TV Review
And Riverdale Season 3 truly has been the darkest of times.
My thoughts before going into this episode were “this episode titled after one of my favourite three movies of all time better not be bad.”
Ah, to be that young and optimistic. How foolish I was. Because this Jawbreaker is, like all of Riverdale Season 3, just fucking broken.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 17 – TV Review
Except I drink white, not red. Ain’t nobody got time for all those antioxidants.
I know this is going to sound crazy, but can you believe that the Betty segments are the only good things about this episode?
It’s got to be a first!
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 14 – TV Review
Riverdale couldn’t even wait until Season 5 to be bad enough for me to make that joke. For shame.
Remember the resolution I made last episode to just grimly soldier on through this travesty of a season?
This is me. Soldiering.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review
And it was so good, too.
They say thirteen is unlucky for some.
But Riverdale’s out of its damn mind if it thinks it can blame bad luck on what a colossal turd this episode is.
You made this bed yourself, bitch. You did this.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review
If Rose McGowan’s taught us anything, it’s that truly brave people call themselves brave.
I had an epiphany during this episode: what if this rash of undoing everything the mid-season finale set up is intentional? What if the writers realised the mistakes they made and have decided to walk it all back?
Hey, in an episode without Cheryl, it’s the only thing keeping me going.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review
And I’m just not sure if it’s enough.
The truth is, this post was delayed because I actually had something to do in the real world there for a while.
But I’d be equally happy to say that it was because I just don’t care about Riverdale, anymore.
Because I just don’t care about Riverdale, anymore.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review
This one happens to be my personal favourite.
And amidst all the crazy cult theatrics and juvenile detention-based fight clubs in this episode, the thing I had the most difficulty believing was that Veronica’s speakeasy doesn’t serve alcohol.
So let me get this straight: it’s a bar, but it doesn’t serve alcohol, its staff and clientele are children, and by all observations it doesn’t have any alternate exits?
Veronica’s lucky she didn’t need to have any investors, because that would have been one gnarly pitch meeting.
