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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 20 – TV Review

Fallon in the middle there is my anxiety that this season will end on an abrupt, COVID-19 shaped sour note.

Alas, it is true. This episode is the de facto season finale of our beloved Dynasty thanks to the pandemic.

And while not ending on a high note, you can at least rest easy that the CW didn’t try to chop together some rushed, Pushing Daisies Season 2 finale-esque bullshit.

Aww. Now I’m sad about Dynasty, and about Pushing Daisies.

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Charmed Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

And no, I’m not going to harp on with “b-b-b-but the original.”

Because since when is Charmed fucking sacred?

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 13 – TV Review

TVD Katherine Stefan eye roll

“Why do I want to get back with him?”

A entirely Elena-free episode.

This is what dreams are made of.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review

Arrow Nyssa Sarah kiss lesbian

What the hell, CW?

Just kidding, Sarah’s not a lesbian.

I think it’s just one of those “You saved my life and I’m incredibly indebted to you so we banged a bit” things.

But hey, that chick is hot.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review

The Originals Rebekah voodoo

Rebekah is the Sharon Strzlecki of the TVD/Originals-verse.

No, Rebekah isn’t too fazed by a voodoo knife to the face.

Just as I am not fazed by yet another excellent episode of The Originals.

It’s like pre seasonal decay TVD. It’s nice.

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