Dynasty Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review
It was going to be a tough ask to compete with the Thanksgiving episodes of seasons past (could anything ever out-gay the Wizard of Oz fantasy sequence?), and this episode sadly doesn’t live up to those standards.
But goddamn, the closing scene got me in what I will happily proclaim is the gag of the season.
And with dreamy bedroom eyes Liam opening the episode, it’s not a bad sandwich. The turkey’s just a little dry in the middle. That’s all.
Dynasty Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review
A Wizard of Oz fantasy sequence, and a Fallon same-sex (and same person) kiss?
Wow, Dynasty. You’ve really out-gayed yourself this time.
Thank gay God.
Dynasty Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review
Dynasty continues to walk in Gossip Girl’s footsteps by saving some of its best work for the Thanksgiving episode.
It’s a shame things still feel so small in scale.
Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review
Well, the good news is that this episode isn’t as scum bucket-y as last week‘s.
The bad news is that Scream Queens is trying to pull an eleventh hour moral turnaround on Chanel, a girl who just last episode happily thought she’d murdered a love rival. So she could secure a seat at a dinner.
And I say “thought” because it turns out Lea isn’t dead, after all.
So last episode was a total wash.
The Originals Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review
Does this bitch seriously think she holds a candle to Camille? Or Hayley? Or motherfucking Katherine?
Get out.
The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 7 – TV Review

Just kidding. We can’t kill the sympathetic black man until we get to hear his sob story, now, can we? But that would require him to talk…
No, instead of killing Scary Spice, or getting his obligatorily tragic backstory, we get Lily’s obligatorily tragic backstory.
About how Giuseppe Salvatore, her husband, and father to Damon and Stefan, was a turd.
Which we already knew.
But Lily desperately needed those Abused Wife points, huh?
Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review
Sadly, it’s not Toby.
And I’m not going to tell you who does die.
Until after this sentence.
TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 8
So Quinn is finally back and it’s time for Sectionals already.
Okay.
Oh, but 1 thing I think you need to know before we continue: this is the Thanksgiving episode, and they totally missed their opportunity to cover this masterpiece. So disappointing.