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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 4

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to watch Glee anymore.

Then I remember how much of a writers’ pet fucking piece of shit Kurt is, and I just can’t contain myself.

Also, this episode is actually pretty good.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 3

Parks and Recreation April Ben car

She’s really perfected that “I would explode the entirety of existence if I could right now” look.

Leslie continues to have meaningful struggles!

Finally, some actual growth in this show.

Buuuuuutttt Ron almost ruins everything.

Goddammit.

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TV Review: 30 Rock Season 7 Episode 1

30 Rock Liz Tina Fey green bridesmaids dress

DAE musical episode!? C’mon, guys. There’s not much time left!

Fuck fuck fuck!

It’s the last season of 30 Rock evarrrrr.

I actually tried putting this off for as long as possible because it’s too depressing to watch my favourite comedy limp to the finish.

Luckily, this episode is funny as shit.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episodes 8, 9, 10, 11, 12

Snooki & JWoww Ryder bed Cancun

Omg, ikr?

So if you haven’t noticed (I’m not that deluded. I know you haven’t), I kinda just stopped doing Snooki & JWoww. I haven’t watched an episode in almost 2 months.

It was a combination of going on holiday for a week, which ended up coinciding with 2 episodes, thus fucking up my entire schedule.

Also, this show is boring and I’ve had no compulsion to return to it in 2 fucking months.

But seeing as Jersey season 6 (the last one! Nooo!) is about to start this week, I figured I better wrap this shit up.

Get ready for some abridged fucking reviews.

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episode 1

Revenge Jack Declan shirtless abs Season 2

Reason enough to watch.

Speaking of bland, trashy soap-operas.

Thanks ABC!

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 1

Once Upon a Time Season 2 Regina smirk

And I know everything? Really? I’m making that joke again?

Finally! The moment I’ve been waiting so long for!

Well, about 2 weeks. But still, after intensively watching the first season over a condensed period of time, I’ve developed an addiction for bland, trashy, soap-opera-esque fairy tale shit.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 3

Glee Season 4 Rachel Brodie Dean Geyer kiss

“I sure hope my long-term boyfriend doesn’t choose this exact moment to turn up after having not been around for 3 episodes.”

Well, I’m honestly impressed that it took until episode 3 for Kurt to bash his way back into the spotlight.

And he fucking takes writers’ pet to embarrassing new heights.

Couple that with a heavy Blaine sub plot, and it’s like Glee never even changed. Glimmer of hope extinguished.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 2

Parks and Recreation Season 5 Leslie soda tax

I think another fat joke would just be redundant at this point.

So April’s back to her old ways this episode.

Unthankfully, Ron’s still there to step up to the “unnecessary emotionally significant” plate.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 1

Parks and Recreation Season 5 Leslie sundae waffle

“Suck it, Tina!”

Season 5? I’m impressed.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 2

Glee Season 4 Rachel Oops I Did It Again sexy hot

So I guess season 4 is the sexy season? Actually, I’m cool with that.

Because the last Britney episode was such a fine example of meaningful narrative and character development.

Pro tip: it wasn’t.

But yet again, season 4 surprises me by not being a complete slop-heap of spicy diarrhea. Snaps.

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