What’s worse than having Taylor “the world’s least memorable man” Kitsch and Blake “do I even need to say what’s wrong with her at this point?” Lively as your leads?
Having B-Livs fucking narrate.
Such monotone this world has never endured.
I feel like making fun of Twilight is too easy.
So it’s perfect for me!
I have a confession to make: I haven’t actually watched a Nicholas Sparks movie since The Notebook.
Totally cbf’d Dear John, couldn’t stomach Miley in The Last Song, and fucking nobody saw Nights in Rodanthe.
Oh, and The Vow isn’t a Nicholas Sparks movie. Shockingly.
So I guess the formula is still fresh to me?