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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Riverdale Labor Day Archie shirtless

When I said I wanted Season 3 to go back to basics, this is exactly what I meant.

Step aside, wannabe-Riverdale. The real, ab-flaunting deal has returned.

Also, levitating babies.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 5 – TV Review

PLL She's No Angel Sara tattoo

A septum piercing could make up for it, though.

Maybe last week was just a blip? A minor aberration?

Because A has been banished back to the shadows, and a new suspect has emerged.

And Charles’ death hasn’t been retconned yet. So that’s gotta be a new milestone for PLL.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review

Glee Unique Sassy

Click click, mmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I should warn you first of all that it’s a Unique-heavy episode.

You can all go home now.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 23

Pretty Little Liars Malcolm Aria

Immortal hell beast!

I would have hoped that with only 1 more episode to go for the season, we wouldn’t be subjected to this boring trash.

Yeah, Malcolm gets kidnapped and the Liars raid a morgue, but it’s all so fucking droll.

Obvious padding.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 12

The Vampire Diaries Kol Jeremy arm chop

Tie me Jeremy down, Kol. #rolfharrisreferencenobodywillget

Tonight, an Original dies…

The one with the least character development and importance to the plot so far.

So, you know, Kol.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 11

Stefan and Rebeka hook up.

You can all go home. TVD has won television.

At least until we get some Liar-on-Liar action on PLL. Or at least some Mona on Hanna. You know she’s crazy enough to go for it.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 10

The Vampire Diaries Rebeka quiz hostage

Somebody’s been watching too much PLL.

Praise be to TVD, Rebeka is back and bitchier, blonder and more self-serving than ever.

It’s about time I saw myself in this show again.

Still no Katherine, though.

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