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Arrow Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review

Arrow Human Target Wild Dog ripped

Near-fatal torture be damned.

Apologies for the late post.

I’d make a crack about how Arrow is a shitpile and nobody cares and all that, but this episode is actually pretty fucking fantastic.

I’m just slack. That’s all.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

Arrow Unchained Roy back

Could you have just not come back at all?

Tatsu/Katana is also back, by the way. Just when we thought DC had cleaned house ahead of Suicide Squad.

Amanda Waller died for nothing.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 23 – TV Review

Arrow My Name Is Oliver Queen

Subtlety is for Elijah.

And so finale week concludes with Arrow closing the book on its third season.

Not with a bang.

Not with a whimper.

But more a mildly interested shrug.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 22 – TV Review

Arrow This Is Your Sword Laurel Felicity

And how superior she is to Felicity? Oliver made the wrong choice, baby.

The Super Friends aren’t that impressive without Oliver or Roy.

Laurel has magically boosted her martial arts prowess, but Diggle’s power seems to be “guns” (and we all learned from Mystery Men that guns aren’t a real power), and Felicity is a non-combatant.

Thankfully, we have third-tier characters to rope in.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 21 – TV Review

Arrow Al Sah-Him Thea bow

Eh, I suppose I should be grateful it isn’t a big, dumb wig.

Do you people not own guns!?

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 20 – TV Review

Arrow The Fallen Oliver Felicity sex

Not even Oliver having a near-dead sister and a League of Shadows dilemma will stop Felicity from getting dat dick.

Well, if you might never see him again, better do it while you can, right?

She’s just being practical.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 19 – TV Review

Arrow Broken Arrow Oliver tears

I wish Oliver had a reason to cry every episode.

There are two main character deaths.

One real.

One false.

If only they could have both been real.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 18 – TV Review

Arrow Public Enemy Quentin

“Guns are the answer.” -America

Yes, guns are the answer.

Who knew they’d be more effective than literal hand lightning?

Something to keep in mind for future ATOM suit iterations, Ray.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 15 – TV Review

Arrow Nanda Parbat Ra's shirtless

I respect Ra’s’ priorities. His shirtless, toned priorities.

Thea does the smartest thing she’s done in a long time and sets the League of Assassins after Malcolm.

Then Oliver does the dumbest thing he’s done in a long time and spends the rest of the episode trying to save him.

Thea’s idiocy isn’t gone: it just changed hosts.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 12 – TV Review

Arrow Uprising Oliver Green Arrow back

“Oh, I mean, citizenry.”

Poor Brick. He only had a three episode run, and then he’s undone by an army of citizen volunteers.

Not even an arrow to the head? No?

Not even a bullet to the head? No? Malcolm was going to but you wouldn’t let him?

Hmm.

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