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Arrow Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review

Arrow Human Target Wild Dog ripped

Near-fatal torture be damned.

Apologies for the late post.

I’d make a crack about how Arrow is a shitpile and nobody cares and all that, but this episode is actually pretty fucking fantastic.

I’m just slack. That’s all.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

Arrow Unchained Roy back

Could you have just not come back at all?

Tatsu/Katana is also back, by the way. Just when we thought DC had cleaned house ahead of Suicide Squad.

Amanda Waller died for nothing.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 23 – TV Review

Arrow My Name Is Oliver Queen

Subtlety is for Elijah.

And so finale week concludes with Arrow closing the book on its third season.

Not with a bang.

Not with a whimper.

But more a mildly interested shrug.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 22 – TV Review

Arrow This Is Your Sword Laurel Felicity

And how superior she is to Felicity? Oliver made the wrong choice, baby.

The Super Friends aren’t that impressive without Oliver or Roy.

Laurel has magically boosted her martial arts prowess, but Diggle’s power seems to be “guns” (and we all learned from Mystery Men that guns aren’t a real power), and Felicity is a non-combatant.

Thankfully, we have third-tier characters to rope in.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 21 – TV Review

Arrow Al Sah-Him Thea bow

Eh, I suppose I should be grateful it isn’t a big, dumb wig.

Do you people not own guns!?

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 20 – TV Review

Arrow The Fallen Oliver Felicity sex

Not even Oliver having a near-dead sister and a League of Shadows dilemma will stop Felicity from getting dat dick.

Well, if you might never see him again, better do it while you can, right?

She’s just being practical.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 19 – TV Review

Arrow Broken Arrow Oliver tears

I wish Oliver had a reason to cry every episode.

There are two main character deaths.

One real.

One false.

If only they could have both been real.

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