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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Neverland season 3 premiere

“We’re going to eat Emma first, right?” -Regina

Can Once Upon a Time really keep getting better?

According to this episode, the answer to that question is “yes.”

But Henry is back to being the most important character evar again, so I’ve still got something to complain about.

ABC watches out for me.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 22

Once Upon a Time Regina Season 2 finale

That’s just how she do.

So, like, I forgot that this week’s episode was the season finale.

I’m not ready for Once Upon a Time to go away.

Oh, and apparently, neither were the writers.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 21

Once Upon a Time Regina Greg torture

“Yes. But that’s beside the point.”

Am I bored with how relentlessly decent Once Upon a Time has become?

No.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 20

Once Upon a Time Snow White Regina disguise

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

The only thing better than a Rumple/Gold-heavy episode is a Regina/Queenie-heavy episode.

Oh, hey.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 18

Once Upon a Time August Pinocchio wood

Well, he is made of wood.

As your now-bleeding eyes can see, present day August/Pinocchio is back, bitches.

And even I’m astonished that they were able to make him even more horrifying than I could imagine.

Touché, ABC.

You’ve obviously been taking tips on vomit-inducing CGI facial effects from Grimm.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 15

Once Upon a Time Hook stabs Gold Rumple

Well, if it’s Hook and Gold together, both options are fine.

Emma doesn’t get immediately forgiven by Henry following the revelation of her gargantuan betrayal.

That’s good.

Snow and David work on and almost succeed in a scheme, but are then brutally interrupted by Cora and Regina.

That’s also good.

Young Snow (in flashback) watches her mother die horribly.

God, everything seems pretty good so far. You’ll have to forgive my optimism. I know, I’m scared too.

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