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Arrow Season 5 Episode 23 – TV Review

Arrow Lian Yu Adrian gun suicide

#Unsinkable

Felicity, Olicity, and Curtis aside, this is a pretty respectable season finale.

If only it had, like, stakes and stuff.

You know. Tension.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

Arrow Bratva nuclear explosion

“Yes.” -Arrow effects department

This review is going to be low effort, because this episode is low effort.

Something something something Bratva. Something something Season 4 creep. Something nuke.

Is that enough?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 21 – TV Review

PLL Bloody Hell Ashley ring

That ring better be from Jason, bitch.

It’s not from Jason.

But could you imagine, though?

God, they’d have such hot babies.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 19 – TV Review

PLL Out, Damned Spot Mike torso abs

No wonder there’s so much paedophilia in Rosewood. All the twelve year-olds are shredded. Except Caleb.

Well, PLL is seriously pushing Mike as A/an A co-conspirator.

And we get more Johnny this episode.

Just what we wanted.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 18 – TV Review

PLL Emily Talia

And a sexual harassment lawyer.

Holbrook isn’t A. Try not to look so surprised.

On the plus side, our suspect pool now includes Mike, who still looks like an angry twelve year-old.

And Johnny’s back and more alternative and ridiculous as ever. I thought digging through garbage to make paint was crazy, but oh no, he’s not done yet.

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