I was so close to not even bothering reviewing this at all.
Ashley Tisdale should really consider throwing a Bynes or a Miley if this is where her career is at, though.
Good god, after the clusterfuck of stupidity that was the Frankenstein fiasco (yeah, that’s right. I know aliteration), I think anything that didn’t reek of complete desparation would be satisfactory.
That’s Once Upon a Time for you. Just satisfactory.