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Scary Movie 5 – Film Review

Scary Movie 5 Ashley Tisdale

It’s been in there a while.

I was so close to not even bothering reviewing this at all.

But if I can give fucking Breaking Wind the time of day, I guess I owe at least that much to the zombified remains of Anna Faris‘ abandoned franchise.

Ashley Tisdale should really consider throwing a Bynes or a Miley if this is where her career is at, though.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 6

Once Upon a Time Sleeping Beauty Aurora bad dream nightmare

“It was awful! I dreamt I was in a mediocre ABC show. And I wasn’t blonde or interesting!”

Good god, after the clusterfuck of stupidity that was the Frankenstein fiasco (yeah, that’s right. I know aliteration), I think anything that didn’t reek of complete desparation would be satisfactory.

That’s Once Upon a Time for you. Just satisfactory.

At least it isn’t Revenge.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 1

Once Upon a Time Season 2 Regina smirk

And I know everything? Really? I’m making that joke again?

Finally! The moment I’ve been waiting so long for!

Well, about 2 weeks. But still, after intensively watching the first season over a condensed period of time, I’ve developed an addiction for bland, trashy, soap-opera-esque fairy tale shit.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 1 Episode 9

Once Upon a Time evil queen beautiful pretty

“Half this show’s budget may go into my wardrobe, but damn it’s worth it.”

Will I ever stop being amazed and incensed by Emma’s hypocrisy?

No.

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