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Heathers Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Heathers I'm a No Rust Build-Up Man Myself funeral

-Heathers, 2018

Get it? Because Heathers was cancelled before it even aired?

Also, a major character dies this episode.

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Heathers Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Heathers Do I Look Like Mother Teresa text message

But I won’t turn down the attention.

So remember how Veronica was being built up to be an evil bigger villain psychopath than JD?

Yeah, she’s over it, now.

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Heathers Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Heathers Hot Probs Selma Blair dress

This look is a motherfucking Shoot, bitch.

The title of this episode, Hot Probs, is a reference to the meme queens of our time, yes?

Heathers could never hope to be as iconic. But meme invocation isn’t the worst thing the show has done, so I’ll allow it.

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Heathers Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Heathers Our Love Is God Heather Chandler I Am Suicide

Oh, Heathers. r/fatpeoplehate would have been all over you. #RIP

If you were wondering whether or not Veronica’s personality would become clear this episode, then get ready to keep wondering.

But hey, that Croquet Killer stuff is back. And Asian stereotyping.

You guys wanted that, right?

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Heathers Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

Heathers She's Going to Cry Duke McNamara roller rink

You know. Just like the people who made this show.

If you were going to guess that the marginalised black character would be the first to die, then lucky you.

I didn’t. Who knew I had any optimism left in me? I’m shocked.

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Heathers Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

Heathers Heather Chandler Nazi hat

Oh, honey. You think that’s cringe? You’re not even ready.

Yes, we saw the pilot come out several months ago, and I, too, watched it at that time.

I was waiting for the series to start in earnest, but that sadly never came to be. Because of, you know, horrible reality.

However, thanks to the magic of the Internet and spotty international distribution deals, here we are. I’ll be doing the whole season.

Let the glorious disaster begin.

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The Originals Season 5 Episode 13 – TV Review

The Originals When the Saints Go Marching In Camille cameo

Come for the Camille, stay for the bizarre slap in the face to fans that this pathetic excuse for a series finale turns out to be.

Much like last episode, I would be hesitant to call this episode, and series finale, a trainwreck. Because trainwrecks are actually exciting.

If I had to distill The Originals series finale down to one word (and this is the Internet, baby. Distilling complex ideas into clickbaity, list format is the name of the game), it would be “meh.”

And “meh” is not how I want to feel about the finale of what once was the best vampire soap opera on the CW.

Even the TVD finale wasn’t meh (it wasn’t good, either. But you know).

It makes me wonder how much of a garbage dump the Legacies finale will be. And by “finale,” I mean at the end of the first season. Do you really think that it’ll be renewed?

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