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Glee Season 6 Episodes 12 and 13 – TV Review

Glee 2009 series finale Don't Stop Believin'

…that Glee is dead and we’re finally free.

Yes, baby. We finally made it.

We made it to the end of Glee.

But Glee isn’t ready to leave without one last glory-reliving grab at the spotlight.

I’ll allow it.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 9 – TV Review

Glee Child Star Spencer Kitty

The first perfect moment on Glee in a long time.

Don’t let this split second of euphoria fool you. This is a Jane-heavy episode.

Yes, the apocalypse finally came.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 5 – TV Review

Glee The Hurt Locker Part 2 Sue Billy doll Saw

Glee: queen of oldmeme.

Sam’s retarded hypnosis from last episode wasn’t enough, so it’s time to break out the Saw parody hostage situation.

Yet this episode is somehow far more bearable than last week’s jaw-dropping shitfest.

Would it be too much to hope that last week really was as bad as Glee can get, and everything from here on will be mildly better?

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Glee Season 6 Episode 4 – TV Review

Glee The Hurt Locker Part 1 Sue's shrine

A sight nobody should be forced to endure.

Glee has always been my favourite whipping boy, but this episode has finally pushed me to question just what extremes I’m willing to accept in my mission to hate-watch.

Every time I think Glee has finally, finally hit rock bottom, Ryan Murphy busts out the dynamite and blows the bottom clear away, revealing more sprawling, cavernous depths of unbearable retardation.

For example, the plot of this episode hinges on hypnosis.

I’ve never said “Oh my fucking God” in rage so many times in a forty minute period.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 17 – TV Review

Glee Rachel Funny Girl Opening Night

Get it? Because old people cough sometimes?

Oh, shut up, Rachel. Santana’s back. We don’t need you anymore.

In fact, you need her.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 13 – TV Review

Glee Santana unimpressed New Directions

If glee club is dead, why not use a song that’s already been flogged to death?

Glee club is dead.

We finally won.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

Glee100 April Holly wine drinking

Trust Glee to make even wine o’ clock look depressing.

Don’t feel so bad, Glee.

13% of those episodes were really good.

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